Are there any politician willing to jump into the river?

Are there any politician willing to jump into the river?
We’ve seen you maneuvering, surrendering, defecting,
jumping from one side to the other,
Your grand strides trample on our hopes.

Are you willing to jump? If we opened a river for you
Filled with all the spittle you’ve sprayed over the years,
and the profits you have creamed
and the blood, sweat, and tears we shed for you.
Are you willing to become a symbol of national salvation?
Like Qu Yuan did for the sake of his ideals?

You will save our country, if you jump in.
On the next Mid-Autumn Festival,
we’ll wrap Nasi Lemak like how we wrap Zongzi
and gather by the riverbank to commemorate you.
Just jump in, and we’ll all be saved.

PS: The above work was translated from the Chinese poem 《有没有政治人物愿意投江》.